1.  Dem Primary: It can't go on, It'll go on.

2.  McCain: funny or "funny?"

3.  McCain: Bob Dole but cooler

4. Obama in the general: O-bomb-a or O-domination?

5.  Iron Man: Neither an iron nor a man.

Show Summary:

1. Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Crazy Insane or Insane Crazy?

2. Obama throws Wright under the bus, Winner: The Bus. 

3. What does this have to do with the price of rice in China? 

4. Sam enters rehab for ipod solitaire and two-finger typing.

 

Show Summary:

1. Pennsylvania Primary: Hillary has Faux-mentum!

2. John McCain: Warrior Poet laying in wait

3. The Pope: What's under the hat?

4. Earth Day Redux: We-hate-hippies Day

1. Obama: Elitist or Snob?

2. Bill Clinton: Pathological Liar or Obama Sleeper Agent?

3. Ethanol: Corporate Scam or Environmentalist Scam?

4. Zodiac Killer still at large

Concerning:

1. The endless death march of the Democratic race
2. John McCain: old, absent or old AND absent?
3. The Iraq War: a feel-good story for our times
4. Sam runs his mouth about "No Country for Old Men"

1. 30 is the new 12, and being a manchild
2. Sam's predictions for the future
3. The Democratic Party (and the country) moves to the left
4. Hating left-wing blogs
5. Handicapping the Bush legacy
6. Does anyone know Obama is a Democrat?
7. Lousy political movies

Concerning:
1. The state of the presidential election
2. McCain's free passes in the media
3. What does McCain offer a conservative anyway?
4. The failure of ironic fake musicals
5. The Zodiac Killer and bobcats
6. Is there such a thing as quicksand?